Off to Japan

Today I'll be leaving for Japan for about two and a half weeks. It'll be my first time to get my passport stamped. Finally! I hope the customs inspection isn't a big hassle (with all of the contraband I'm smuggling, you know how it is). I can't wait to send a post from Japan. While I'm there, I'll most likely be using my girlfriend's family's computer. I hope I don't get bad jet lag. The furthest I've flown is coast to coast in the States.

Well, next time you see an update on any of my sites, it'll be from the other side of the Pacific Ocean. Oh yeah! While there, I'll unearth all of the conpsiracies in Japan, like why they don't buy Japanese rice grown in California, why they drive on the left side of the road, why they have seizures while watching anime (just kidding on that one, remember that Simpsons episode which poked fun at that controversy?), why foreigners can't just go see a geisha performance without proper "connections", why Homer didn't die after eating the poisoned blowfish sushi, and why perverts across the country like to grab a handful on the train. If I see someone do that, I am going to bust them out so bad they'll either wish they never got on that train, or they'll deport me back to the States. "Regulators! Mount up!"